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after all, why not? why shouldn't I get another beer?

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I think my most boomer opinion is that 80 character width lines are too much. personally I like to aim for 60

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[presidential voice] my fellow ADHDers, set down that bit of trash you've been carrying around. Together, we CAN and we WILL remember why we came in this room.

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So I guess what happened was that rich guy Elong Mutt's girlfriend broke up with him because his space sex wasn't working out and he hates nouns so people were making fun of him on a bird website and he sold a bunch of his dogs coins to buy it. Pretty fucked if you ask me.

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what is the body but the large adult son of the soul

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One of the craziests twists in history is how the "leave Britney alone" person was right

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"ooh, big stretch!" i say as my cat makes incorrect inferences

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How to Speak Economist.

"The Economy is Doing Well" = The wealthy are spending borrowed money that they don't intend to repay and their corporations are spending rapidly to climb up the pyramid scheme. You still may get fired, but if you do, it's for "strategic growth purposes."

"We're in a recession" = The wealthy have decided to close this phase of the pyramid scheme and take in their profits. Someone else gets stuck with the bill for the money they borrowed. Their corporations are ordered to cut labor costs for a period of pure profit. You'll get fired and be expected to pick up a job for less money, because "in this economy" you can't expect to demand more.

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reading about twitter drama on the fediverse is like hearing your neighbors' fight through the walls
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this is a subtoot of the smol bean defense contractor discourse

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doing an elaborate Matrix-style limbo move to avoid the masks flying off at me from every direction

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Is there anything more exhausting than a full day of trying to decode what people mean.

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