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I got our designer to produce design mockups for our awful ad-hoc admin UI (designed by yours truly of course) and soon our admin UI will be almost as good as our actual app :groundhog:

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"Urgent, I'm black and non binary and need help getting away from my abusive boyfriend, he has taken all my money and is forcing me to stay with him, I need funds in order to stay in a hotel away from him."

paypal.me/selenehoffman2

CA: $chitownlove2022

gofundme.com/f/help-selene-esc

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both titties out: gross and lewd
one titty out: elegant and mysterious

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I'm sick of being around cars, having to hear cars, see cars, breathe their fumes, worry about getting hit by them, walk around parked cars when I wanna cross the street, hear people talk about cars, live in a city that's built around cars cars cars cars cars...

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Most of writing is making up a little fella and making problems for them

Of course this isn't news. If they'd said it's aliens it'd be news. We've known about UFOs forever

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The US government admitting there's mystery lights in the sky, which we've known about for years :drake_dislike:

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I speak on behalf of all cats everywhere to LET US SLEEP IN THE UNDERWEAR DRAWER‼️

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Tech people naming random software after indigenous groups. Don't.

No, not even if you think it's a clever word play.

Off you fuck!

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My ass was involved in a pants shitting incident

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idk call me a tankie but I simply think that a company making less money is a perfectly acceptable trade in exchange for baby formula being widely available

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Sci-fi writers: Haha, wouldn't creating simplistic laws to govern ethical usage of robotics be fucked up? Here's a collection of short stories describing the limitations of these made-up laws

Techbros:
👀 simplistic laws to govern ethical usage of robotics, you say?

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i fucking love the misinfo cw

every time i see it, i get so excited, like, what delightful lies do you have for me today

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