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I feel fantastic today. Hooe everyone has a great day!! πŸ’šπŸ’š

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Scanning the TL brows furrowed after putting in my old ass bitch monocle

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FBI raids Epstein's sex trafficking island 

#FBI has raided #Epstein's private island in the US Virgin Islands, his death having removed legal issues about the evidence collected. theguardian.com/us-news/2019/a

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Selfie 

It is I, the lady doctor.

Well, not that kind of doctor.

Side note- it is the mirror and not my dress that is dirty.

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Amazon, ICE, union action++ 

Whole foods workers demand Amazon stop working with ICE.

eater.com/2019/8/12/20802568/w

Yes! You can't fight fascism without fighting capitalism, and unions are essential for that.

Good morning pocket friends ✨

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food 

I am exploring the history of pizza boxes thanks to @taweret and apparently in the early 1900s you could get pizza rolled into a cone (!), wrapped in paper (!!), and tied with twine (!!!)

I try to imagine this and I come up completely blank, I can't do it

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I totally support this

"Did you notice the typo on your invite?"

"Oh, that's not a typo 😈"

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My face 

Orange you glad I posted these?!?
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Please say no, this joke is terrible and theyre not even good selfies lol

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Hot take 

America is salvageable and i have faith we will find a way

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lewd shitpost 

I tried to tell a premature ejaculation joke but my timing was off

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selfie. you have been warned. foolish lack of goggles, silly mortal! 

The obligatory post-barber selfie. Everyone should suffer.

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It’s Bella! She is the sweetest old lady you ever met I love her πŸ’•

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This is the look of a dog who doesn't understand the game we're playing but knows he's gonna win eventually

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selfie, ec. boosts welcome πŸ’• 

hi πŸ’•

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PSA for fellow men 

i dont know if we can fix this toxic brew we call cis masculinity but we have to at least try and probably the least we can do is leave people who arent men the hell alone when they complain about us.

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PSA for fellow men 

i cant tell you how many times i see someone on here post about how men are awful and some dude chimes in with "haha yeah we suck". do you know what youre doing? youre taking that statement and making it about yourself. youre literally just as bad as a not all men guy, except maybe somehow even worse because you are looking for sympathy for your acknowledgment that you are terrible. your words mean nothing. learn to shut up.

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