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Karen: i am making a list called "boring ol' fuddy-duddies knitting circle and book club."

everyone:

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Yeah I'm not sure about that takeaway, Vice. The biggest node on the Mastodon network is actually my ass

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sun tzu you idiot, I will keep my enemies far away, so they don't kill me. you total nincompoop

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cutting down on single use plastics by diving into the sea and strangling turtles with my bare hands

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Wotan appreciates all the birthday boosts.

Even though he's a cat so like, he doesn't know what boosts are.

Or what mastodon is.

Or what the internet is.

Or what a birthday is.

But he appreciates it :blobheartcat:

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lewd asspost 

If my ass ever meets my face they'll have so many stories to share

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Some of you still check Twitter and it shows

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Omg my dad just texted me to remind me of something extremely important:

Today is Wotan's birthday! 🎉
He is 3 years old today!
And I think at this point, Wotan has earned some birthday boosts :Wotan_shocked: :wotan:

We get it, Twitter is down, cripes

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the longer twitter is down, the higher the chance that a given twitter user will make a mastodon.social account, make two toots and then leave forever the second twitter comes up again

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Selfie ec 💜 

It's #PurpleThursday and I think I've worn all my purple clothing at least once now (besides heavy wool sweaters)

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Breaking: walmart workers unionizing, reddit 

Check this out, guys. They fired one of the workers at #Walmart for speaking about the job on #reddit, and now everyone on the sub is taking about #unionizing and posting #socialism memes. One of the offices is unionizing next Monday.

I like how this is turning out.

reddit.com/r/walmart

Good morning pocket friends ☀️✨

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A bunch of my faves online at this hour hi faves you know who you are

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I was playing wereeolf earlier and got killed cause "only evil ppl say hmm"

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