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oh you're cute? well, i'm something of a cutie myself

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I love that the go to technique for hacked blockchain startups is to offer someone a percentage “bounty” of funds that they already have

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so are you "can't wear socks" autistic or "must wear socks at all times" autistic

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This is my favorite kind of surprise. Also there’s now a “No entry except bicycles” sign right outside, which is objectively the best road sign there is

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the concept of powerbottoming would have destroyed Roman society

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*to the quantum leap theme* doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot

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I bought a bag of Minions memes at the grocery store

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Specifically the Romans measured things in "libra" (which is why the symbol for Libra is a scale), but people under the Romans who used Proto-Germanic heard the phrase "libra pondo" (Latin for "the weight measured in libra") and just started being like "haha oh yeah this thing is X pondo heavy". So the word "pound" is derived from the Latin word for "weight" ("pondus") but we use "lb" because that's how the Romans abbreviated libra, the actual unit of measurement they used.

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dream posting 

I had an unusual experience while dreaming. I was going about in my dream world when I realized I wasn’t wearing clothes in the dream, as one does. So I just…imagined some clothes for myself and it worked. :groundhog: A rare lucid dreaming experience

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ufc fighters should be required to yell the name of the thing they're doing like anime characters

This is my favorite kind of surprise. Also there’s now a “No entry except bicycles” sign right outside, which is objectively the best road sign there is

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