Zack @zenhob@butts.team

The first thing I look for in a glue is, how easy is it to open the bottle.

If there is a glue marketed for children? You know that’s not a very good glue! Even a child can open that bottle!

My ideal glue would be completely unusable. “I can’t get the lid off of this glue. It must be great! I wish I could use this to fix things around my house.”

Which animal would you rather live as

I got distracted by a piece of wood in the garden and, as you do, started upgrading the hedgehog hut.

I'd realised a big problem with having it on a dirt surface is you can't clean, let alone disinfect it, so built a floor. It's scrap wood, so it had to be raised so it doesn't rot so fast. Then that means they might not reach, so built ramps.

The anti-cat spikes are now partitions, too. More effective at keeping them out

Resident evil this, resident evil that… when are y’all gonna make landlords evil

Monarchies are dictatorships with better PR. Like oh look at this family living in a pretty castle with nice stuff. Don't look over there oh whoops you saw all the people getting crushed to death huh uh oh

postgres sql is pronounced post grease squeal