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Me and my partner saw you from across the bar, and we fuckin hate your vibe. Meet us in the parking lot for an ass kicking

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Mitch hedberg voice 

The first thing I look for in a glue is, how easy is it to open the bottle.

If there is a glue marketed for children? You know that’s not a very good glue! Even a child can open that bottle!

My ideal glue would be completely unusable. “I can’t get the lid off of this glue. It must be great! I wish I could use this to fix things around my house.”

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Which animal would you rather live as

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I got distracted by a piece of wood in the garden and, as you do, started upgrading the hedgehog hut.

I'd realised a big problem with having it on a dirt surface is you can't clean, let alone disinfect it, so built a floor. It's scrap wood, so it had to be raised so it doesn't rot so fast. Then that means they might not reach, so built ramps.

The anti-cat spikes are now partitions, too. More effective at keeping them out

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Resident evil this, resident evil that… when are y’all gonna make landlords evil

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Which existing game should I attempt to implement first on the GBA?

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just stopped to get petrol and when we came out of the kiosk some dick parked at a pump in a winnebago started honking the horn at us. we got closer to give them a piece of our mind and it was a fucking dog

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dudeomancy, the school of magic dedicated to summoning types of guy

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Monarchies are dictatorships with better PR. Like oh look at this family living in a pretty castle with nice stuff. Don't look over there oh whoops you saw all the people getting crushed to death huh uh oh

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I am only two episodes in and I keep laughing so hard that I have to rewind because I miss something

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I am honestly a little bit excited about the mainstreaming of machine learning models for art reference and remix material. I want these models to be a tool for artists instead of a crude replacement for them

I just realized something about “AI” generated art 

Since our culture is already based around recycling existing myths and stories, the language model that we built based on our canon is better at this than we are

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