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did you know the muscle in your eye that controls the size of your pupils is a kind of sphincter? anyway, good morning

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No one listens to me when I complain about the height of pickup trucks but I’m right

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CW for alcohol, boycott for striking distillery workers, please boost 

The UFCW Local 23D, whose workers operate the Heaven Hill distillery have rejected their contract and elected to strike.

Please don't buy:
Evan Williams, Elijah Craig, Larceny, and Henry McKenna Bourbons; Rittenhouse Rye Whisky; Deep Eddy and Burnett’s Vodkas; Admiral Nelson’s and Blackheart Rums; Black Velvet Canadian Whisky; Lunazul Tequila; The Christian Brothers Brandies; HPNOTIQ Liqueur and more

Check the label!

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My transformation into morning walk guy is complete

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I went for my morning walk and I feel a little better now

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People will literally subscribe to multiverse theory instead of admitting they were wrong

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they should make all videogame protagonists fat i think

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I'm still sitting on this one.

So here's my outfit that made Lucille yell about what's wrong with my belly.

CW mirror selfie, crop top

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anytime im on the bed and she wants to be near me she comes and lays on the pillow beside me and starts at me and purrs. without being pet. just purring.

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it’s 9/11 

Shit it’s been 20 years, what a day that was

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Bloodborne is about what anti-vaxxers think happen to you if you get the jab

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Butts: Everyone has one!