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I had a dream that I met an old man at a restaurant and shared a meal with him

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Disappointed but unsurprised that I can't hang dong in the PS4 version of Conan Exiles

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If your anthro Ever Given doesnt have an enormous ass you're a poser

I tried to play Subnautica, that game is as obtuse as it is stressful

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I understand. You found paradise in America, had a good fish, made a good living. The killer whales protected you; and there were courts of shore. And you didn't need a friend of me. But uh, now you come to me and you say -- "Don Sealeone give me justice." -- But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer tummy scratches. You don't even think to call me Rotundfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my equally adorable daughter is to be married, and you uh ask me to do sea-murder, for ocean-money.

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The pic the Intercept made for the Amazon article is absolutely incredible

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Do you ever wake up and think “I wonder what Madonna is doing this morning”?

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Saw the news that Tesla is now accepting Bitcoin payments for cars, so I looked up some figures and did some math.

According to Tesla's own figures, a Model 3 saves 30 tons of CO2 emissions over its lifetime compared to a traditional car. A Model 3 costs 0.69-1.21 BTC. Mining one BTC results in 257 tons of CO2 emissions.

For the next time someone tells you Elon Musk is saving the planet.

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how can these people call themselves health goth when their workout playlist doesn’t have night on bald mountain

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