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rise and shine thought leaders, let's get this TED

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just realize I haven't posted about fat wife since I've been back, I kinda still wanna make it a meme

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dog eye contact 

this is one of many things penelope does to get my attention

#dogs

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food shitpost 

if they can make peanut butter they can make trail mix butter

remember when I used to post selfies? all it did was get me into trouble 😂

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I have so many of you blocked that I never know what's going on and that's honestly really great, keep it up everyone

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Less wokescolds more chokescolds (a new wrestling move)

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Mutual Aid call to action 

If you can't help out monetarily, repost and boost this where more folks will see it.
A lot of local Black people in need are having trouble accessing aid from so-called "mutual aid" collectives around portland. Let's pull together and help our neighbors, and make sure we create distance between us and the clout/money chasers.

#SayHerName #BlackLivesMatter #Crowdfund #Portland

got my headphone earpad replacements, so luxurious!

products are bad and I will never recommend one

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a socratic relationship is when you want to poison someone for being a smartass

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every time i see a 'cw meta' i have three panic attacks, piss all over myself to scare off predators, then defederate from myasstodon to make sure. yes i'm white

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Pretty much that old Stephenson Snow Crash quote about how some people under 25 think that if they just moved to a Chinese martial arts monastery they could still turn into badass motherfuckers; but instead I'm in my 40s and think that with just the right web searches maybe I could still be a passable server admin as a damn hobby

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hm I think I missed this web site a little bit, I'll be damned

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Maybe this is the quarantine talking but I want a cozy house full of people and gentle sounds of life coming from other rooms.
This is as close to a desire for parenthood as I will probably ever get.

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