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when all you've got is a hooked beak, everything look like a seed. or it must, or else my bird is just an asshole

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on a work call where people are talking about a piece of equipment called a "hog foundation" and I am daydreaming about a think tank full of pigs lobbying for pig-related issues

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CNBC is garbage because I read this entire story and there was never a picture of the hamster face masks

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horror is all about surprising you, so i think they should put a loud hill in the next game

Been having extremely vivid dreams this week

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I have pretty bad blisters on my hand from that steam burn yesterday 😓

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Six days after pushing the seeds under the dirt, I've got #Peas starting to sprout.

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good lord my whole situation is an absolute fucked up disaster . and yet I am that bitch

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Having a hard time with loneliness today bleh

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@zenhob we should rename it OnlyFriends.com and charge for access to our spicy toots

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