Food, selfies (please boost!), cat pictures.
Captain of butts.team.
beer Show more
This Russian imperial stout was cloyingly sweet when I started drinking it, but it gets better as I get more drunk
if im ur waifu u have to tell me ok
love to be online
look at this lovely sock wot i made 🧶🧦
being respectful of all sources of honour and valour so I can become a knight-errant of the Palisades Park mall
Look at him, damn you
Sick selfie, EC Show more
This is what I look like more days than not, especially when Im feeling a bit under the weather, like today
i prefer to work behind the scenes. it's dark back there. people can scarcely tell i'm not even working. a real bonus if you don't even like looking at scenes.
A word that Google Docs thinks is fake is "cleaver" and a word that it sees no problem with is "neighborfucker"
I’m a lazy nerd Show more
Kinda wanna do some fedi dev but I feel like none of my options are ideal. I just want to fuck around with my own fork but that means deploying it myself bleh
More like,,,Aquari #ass , amirite?!?
yeah I'm sexist... the sexiest guy around!! *someone leans over and whispers in my ear* oohhhhh haha nevermind
y2gender, when we finally deprecate all software that stores gender as a boolean
George is a sleepy boi #mastocats
Looking cute as fuck in this post work outfit. Why the fuck is it 90 out today
CW Mirror selfie
food, lewd joke, brands Show more
McDonalds Japan introduces the adult cream pie https://kotaku.com/mcdonalds-japan-introduces-the-adult-cream-pie-1840984496
Butts: Everyone has one!