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beer 

This Russian imperial stout was cloyingly sweet when I started drinking it, but it gets better as I get more drunk

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being respectful of all sources of honour and valour so I can become a knight-errant of the Palisades Park mall

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Sick selfie, EC 

This is what I look like more days than not, especially when Im feeling a bit under the weather, like today

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i prefer to work behind the scenes. it's dark back there. people can scarcely tell i'm not even working. a real bonus if you don't even like looking at scenes.

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A word that Google Docs thinks is fake is "cleaver" and a word that it sees no problem with is "neighborfucker"

I’m a lazy nerd 

Kinda wanna do some fedi dev but I feel like none of my options are ideal. I just want to fuck around with my own fork but that means deploying it myself bleh

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yeah I'm sexist... the sexiest guy around!! *someone leans over and whispers in my ear* oohhhhh haha nevermind

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y2gender, when we finally deprecate all software that stores gender as a boolean

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Looking cute as fuck in this post work outfit. Why the fuck is it 90 out today

CW Mirror selfie

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like...going on mastodon and putting work into making it cool/the place you wanna be is quite literally the least you can do to reclaim your life from the oppression of capital. it takes rethinking about personal ambition and favoring collective ambition, favoring community ambition, more than that

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butts.team

Butts: Everyone has one!