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Our waiter in this brewpub is a rare bearded twink

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the dialectic of pup
thesis: walk
antithesis: nap
synthesis: twitchy dream feets

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I made a mistake, but someone else kindly fixed it for me so now it's like Im perfect again

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gently squeezing your dads ballsack under the table at burger king. its fine, enjoy your meal.

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Phil Collins? More like Phil Arenas with your wonderful hits, legend

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cannot believe the lengths discord will go to suppress the truth

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I never learned a word of Hawaiian in school, spend years homeless in Hawaii as a Native Hawaiian under imperial US capitalism working as a social worker/teacher paid starvation wages

But the Kanaka Maoli are taking our country back. Our *successful* prevention of a 1.4 billion dollar desecration (TMT) for 150 days has ignited, protests, strikes, shutdowns from Hawaiian airlines to the hotel industry, with Hawaiian flags, language spoken proudly one again

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Pro tip: remember to teach your puppy hand signals as well as verbal commands so that when they start to go deaf when they’re older they can deliberately turn their back on you and pretend they can’t see you calling them

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once again I will bring this up
The hug emoji: 🤗
is not a hug because the hands are backwards
It's a "coming for your tits" emoji

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the best part of the godfather was when the godfather said 'mamma mia, i'ma the godfather'

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walking to the loo with no top on in a mates house is what we call a danger piss

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Another #finefemmefriday, new glasses edition! These are a very similar shape to my previous pair but bigger and a different color.

Also I tried out some new eye stuff. I fucked up one eye during the mascara step (it's always that!) but overall I like how it turned out. More of a party look than an everyday one?

Image CW for possible eye contact

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i hate thanksgiving (selfies, ec, boosts+) 

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Selfie, ec 

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