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*when you are betrayed by some little shit head robot*

"et tu, D2?"

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if you are role playing your paladin as a cop then you'd better be lawful evil first of all

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instance subtoot 

:myass: is growing so fast I can barely keep track

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stocking DUDE wipes in my bathroom so my male guests know it's okay to have a clean ass

subtoot at a whole-ass instance 

thought I was pretty clever with my butts dot team thing but it’s nothing compared to the power of :myass:

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immovable object (my ass), and irresistible force (also my ass)

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just listened to the John Legend/Kelly Clarkson version of "Baby, It's Cold Outside", and they make it sound like John Legend just wants Kelly Clarkson to leave

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Jedi do not fuck that’s why they carry those fleshlight around with them.

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Hey, psst you. Yes you reading this. You have the right to be loved :blob_cat_heart:.

Stoked that it’s almost time to watch Muppet Christmas Carol again

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Politics 

@interneteh I'll never forget that Jeb Bush's "please clap" came from a speech to supporters who were eagerly applauding everything he said, but he said something about how we need fewer wars or to bring soldiers home, and THAT was the moment they didn't know how to respond

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Holiday movies 

The original 1947 version of Miracle on 34th Street is fucking awesome

There's a ton of remakes and they are all bad. They usually try to make it a straight saccharine holiday story and that has a lot to do with why they fail

The original movie is snarky AF and that's a big part of what makes it work

Also the cast has perfect chemistry which isn't something you can easily recreate

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Welcome to an hour or so later, I am now streaming!
twitch.tv/aleums1

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I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) is about being asked to give up posting

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discourse 

some of y'all on here don't even realize your own monogamous privilege

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Do you hyphenate "spiderman?"

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