Food, selfies, cat pictures.
Captain of butts.team.
hell yeah I am interested in your A/S/L:
- Age- Specialty in the treatment of mental health- Location
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Neigh-eigh-eighIt’s horse Albert
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RIP Rip Torn, who absolutely killed it in every role he ever played
Holy shit season two of big little lies is amazing. Meryl Streep is absolutely the best actor of her generation
Come, weary traveler, step into my tavern and dine upon berries of the capsicum stuffed with sweet cheeses, honey-gilded mustard and pretzel'd bread, and spiced wings of poultry with cooling buttermilch sauce, for it is Wild App Wednesday
I never want to see another job listing lying about how $company wants to hire 'people under-represented in tech'.
It's a fucking lie, and you know it.
Now *I* know it.
The sleepiest boy in the whole world
gonna start deliberately and repeatedly mixing up Brett Easton Ellis with David Foster Wallace to irritate a very specific archetype of dude i dislike.
lmfaooooooo who the fuck is this??? who are you? selling el pato tins 3 for $8.25 for white people that want the aesthetic of being down with the chorizo???? are you having a laugh????? i cannot.
librem one: we cant moderate openly genocidal political views but telling someone to siddon your dick and balls is a bridge too far
I am having one of those days when I remember that you are all basically children
asses to asses, butts to butts
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ah finally NOT in the heat for a moment
consider: tasty means that something tastes good, but smelly means that something smells bad
Wotan says hey
Renovating my ass into a mixed-use space
Me, shooting the shit at the jerking off factory: jerking hard or hardly jerking, amirite?
buncha goofballs #tmnt #mastoart
short people are adorable like u could just pick them up and put them in your pocket!
Butts: Everyone has one!