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hell yeah I am interested in your A/S/L:

- Age
- Specialty in the treatment of mental health
- Location

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just terrible 

death 

Holy shit season two of big little lies is amazing. Meryl Streep is absolutely the best actor of her generation

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Come, weary traveler, step into my tavern and dine upon berries of the capsicum stuffed with sweet cheeses, honey-gilded mustard and pretzel'd bread, and spiced wings of poultry with cooling buttermilch sauce, for it is Wild App Wednesday

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I never want to see another job listing lying about how $company wants to hire 'people under-represented in tech'.

It's a fucking lie, and you know it.

Now *I* know it.

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gonna start deliberately and repeatedly mixing up Brett Easton Ellis with David Foster Wallace to irritate a very specific archetype of dude i dislike.

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lmfaooooooo who the fuck is this??? who are you? selling el pato tins 3 for $8.25 for white people that want the aesthetic of being down with the chorizo???? are you having a laugh????? i cannot.

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librem one: we cant moderate openly genocidal political views but telling someone to siddon your dick and balls is a bridge too far

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I am having one of those days when I remember that you are all basically children

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consider: tasty means that something tastes good, but smelly means that something smells bad

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Renovating my ass into a mixed-use space

hell yeah I am interested in your A/S/L:

- Age
- Specialty in the treatment of mental health
- Location

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Me, shooting the shit at the jerking off factory: jerking hard or hardly jerking, amirite?

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short people are adorable like u could just pick them up and put them in your pocket!

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mumming/mummering/masquerade 

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