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black queer trans death / portland 

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Me, yelling at Hurricane: You don't even LIKE bananas! You spit them out every time.
Hurricane:

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"The chair recognizes the delegate from Toontown."

Me: *Clears throat* ... Rabbit season.

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minecraft taught me about the power of self determination and the value of individual liberty #YoungLibertarians

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We're not allowing women in the game because of historical accuracy, but we have given the option to arm your knights with frying pans.

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Herb post 

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flossing ur teeth as self care :drake_dislike:

flossing ur teeth as an expression of complete domination over your corporeal body and , entropy itself :drake_like:

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pics brought to you by these amazing new docs that karen gave me for a grad gift.

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FAT 👏🏽WOMEN 👏🏽DONT👏🏽 NEED 👏🏽YOUR 👏🏽👉🏽INPUT👈🏽🙅🏽‍♀️

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y’all’n’t got no idea how contractions work

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It’s Murphy and Marley! They’re the best, I want to take them home with me (puppy eye contact)

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@swirlz you can have some Hurricane pics. Does that help?? They're from today at the vet

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