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uhhhh
je suis la poopy??? toot ler monde..
see vous play
croissant choco lot
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
bon

Just realized that at 5’9” or so I am canonically shorter than @swirlz

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y'all are blaming Me for this but they are the ones who gave him such a huge mouth in the first place

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instead of saying oof and yikes can we say zoinks and jinkies

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buying-off politicians to pass laws in favor of portable coffee-making Show more

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forced in a binary mold til it broke ya

back in the day

been genderfunky since my phone was Nokia

Cingular they

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me: I wonder what it's like on the unfurry part of the fediverse, I bet it's normal and everyone talks about sports

the rest of the fediverse: wonder what it would feel like for lightning mcqueen from the cars movie to lick my knees

me: actually i don't feel safe here

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Haha yeah I know a bit about fashion
*narrator voice* they did not know anything about fashion
Eye contact

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"Shut the fuck up, Moby." - me, when Moby says something

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lewd bee 🌟🐝 Show more

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I tried to climb a trail across from this fall to get the whole thing in a single picture, but there was ice, it was steep, and I was a little bit afraid  #ShotgunFalls #ClackamasCounty #Oregon #OregonExplored bit.ly/2Hoiaao

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