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Big day today, my ex is finally moving her stuff out of the apartment!

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Old people are cool because they’re just young people trapped in an aging body. It will happen to all of us if we’re lucky but it hasn’t yet, so just stop and smell the roses dummy

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butt doctor... i am pagliacci

- pagliacci arriving at his proctologist's appointment

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there's a huge fuckoff wooden horse outside my instance and it's wearing jean shorts. it's probably fine to bring it inside right

Okay I’m sleepy now good night 😌

I’m on break from work and I had some caffeinated tea with dinner so time has no meaning to me right now

Howdy night crew what’s cracking

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boost if you give goths permission to pose and take photos on your grave after you die

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What an investment opportunity the original owner of butt.com had huh?

Very proud of myself for getting my state ID renewed, finally. I am 10 lbs heavier and I look like I’m pulling a face in the picture 😂

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Marvel's What If? comic series is becoming a TV show which is weird because there was only one good issue of that comic

Hello, please encourage @squiggly12 to add an avatar and start shitposting

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why do bepis suddenly appear
every time you are near

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