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@Retrograde this is not true, I boost myself all the time, you should do it too! Being your own algorithm is good actually!

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"Urgent, I'm black and non binary and need help getting away from my abusive boyfriend, he has taken all my money and is forcing me to stay with him, I need funds in order to stay in a hotel away from him."

paypal.me/selenehoffman2

CA: $chitownlove2022

gofundme.com/f/help-selene-esc

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both titties out: gross and lewd
one titty out: elegant and mysterious

@digiyote I can't seem to get mine to work, it starts spinning like crazy as soon as I get anywhere near it??

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I'm sick of being around cars, having to hear cars, see cars, breathe their fumes, worry about getting hit by them, walk around parked cars when I wanna cross the street, hear people talk about cars, live in a city that's built around cars cars cars cars cars...

@sophia@glitterkitten.co.uk at least they photograph well!

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Most of writing is making up a little fella and making problems for them

@sophia@glitterkitten.co.uk omg your nails ✨

Of course this isn't news. If they'd said it's aliens it'd be news. We've known about UFOs forever

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The US government admitting there's mystery lights in the sky, which we've known about for years :drake_dislike:

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I speak on behalf of all cats everywhere to LET US SLEEP IN THE UNDERWEAR DRAWER‼️

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Tech people naming random software after indigenous groups. Don't.

No, not even if you think it's a clever word play.

Off you fuck!

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My ass was involved in a pants shitting incident

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