Zack @zenhob@butts.team

Afternoon sun was making an impressive row of dicks along Westminster Bridge, opposite Parliament

Warning: there's a new scam where a cute boy will come to you purring for cuddles, but DON'T let him cuddle you, because he's been outside in the rain and will get your clothes all wet

#KittenJacques getting ready for #Caturday and wishing all #Mastocats a happy day.

Now that the weather is getting chillier, Anubis likes being closer and napping on blankets.
#cats #pixelcats

"character actor"? uh, yeah, i sure hope they are

I stop a newsboy on the street. "Hey kid, what's the scoop?" I inquire, tossing him a dime. He hands me a broadsheet which I unfurl to see what else but my own mug staring back with the headline "UR UGLY." And that's another win in the newsboy's column in our longstanding rivalry.

Solitary confinement

A lot about ronald reagan made more sense to me when I found out that he spent the 25 years before his election living in a promotional "house of the future" built specifically for him by General Electric

Cool dog voice: hey

Gonna keep adding rats to GoToSocial until it becomes ‘so bad it’s good’. More rats more rats more rats! Smashing the big red button that adds more rats.

YESSSIRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!