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@hyperlink is in a fight club scenario. how are you all be blind to the fact? how could there be another guy in his office making weird food his thing. it just doesn't add up

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I should take a haircut selfie hmmm

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Death Stranding dlc where u manage shopping carts in a big parking lot

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cat making eye contact, cat mischief 

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people who start arguments by saying "i'm afraid--" same. i'm afraid too. let's hold hands. no need to finish your sentence

i want you to think really hard before opening this jpeg of the thick red bull 

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thicc red bull ooze: 1 hit die, moves at three times walking speed, immune to bludgeoning and piercing damage, 2d4 acid damage slam attack, wakes you the fuck up when it deals damage (can't rest or restore HP for d6 hours, stacks)

i want you to think really hard before opening this jpeg of the thick red bull 

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in the platescape there are four greater elemental plates of food: the plane of seeds, the plane of protein, the plane of vegetables, and the plane of sugars

they mix at their hinterlands into multifarious new tastes, as the lesser elemental plates (of salt, of spice, of dryness, of fermentation, et cetera) orbit and reave swathes of deliciousness through their succulent terrain

but in the far reaches of the platescape, one man threatens to end all its denizens hold dear:

pellet guy

i want you to think really hard before opening this jpeg of the thick red bull 

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my social media branding consultant says i gotta ask more questions in my posts, it's good for getting more interactions. is this guy full a bullshit or what?? sound off in the comments!!!

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might try and convince the chuds that having a defence attorney, instead of representing yourself, is being court-cucked

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A thing I will always be on about:

there is no Immaculate Self. There is no true core of you that would somehow exist outside of the cultural context you live in. Your experience of yourself is culturally mediated, and that's okay.

Good morning pocket pals, doop de doop de doop :groundhog:

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