@hyperlink is in a fight club scenario. how are you all be blind to the fact? how could there be another guy in his office making weird food his thing. it just doesn't add up
@remulacfrommars just gonna get its heart broken again
in the platescape there are four greater elemental plates of food: the plane of seeds, the plane of protein, the plane of vegetables, and the plane of sugars
they mix at their hinterlands into multifarious new tastes, as the lesser elemental plates (of salt, of spice, of dryness, of fermentation, et cetera) orbit and reave swathes of deliciousness through their succulent terrain
but in the far reaches of the platescape, one man threatens to end all its denizens hold dear:
Food, selfies (please boost!), cat pictures.
Captain of butts.team.
I’m a professional software developer but please don’t hold that against me
Butts: Everyone has one!