Zack @zenhob@butts.team
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Boost whatever the fuck you want 
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libertarian voice: i just think the market should decide which babies get food
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both titties out: gross and lewd
one titty out: elegant and mysterious
@digiyote the market has spoken
@digiyote I can't seem to get mine to work, it starts spinning like crazy as soon as I get anywhere near it??
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got a political mailer with an illustration of the canditate speaking to a crowd of people with signs, one of which says "affordable housing for families" and that is just such a warm and cuddly way to say "single family zoning" i am a little impressed
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I'm sick of being around cars, having to hear cars, see cars, breathe their fumes, worry about getting hit by them, walk around parked cars when I wanna cross the street, hear people talk about cars, live in a city that's built around cars cars cars cars cars...
@sophia at least they photograph well!
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Most of writing is making up a little fella and making problems for them
@sophia omg your nails ✨
Of course this isn't news. If they'd said it's aliens it'd be news. We've known about UFOs forever
The US government admitting there's mystery lights in the sky, which we've known about for years 
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I speak on behalf of all cats everywhere to LET US SLEEP IN THE UNDERWEAR DRAWER‼️
Good morning pocket friends 
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Tech people naming random software after indigenous groups. Don't.
No, not even if you think it's a clever word play.
Off you fuck!
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My ass was involved in a pants shitting incident
- I'm gamer
- @zenhob@elekk.xyz
Admin
He/him.
Food, selfies (please boost!), cat pictures.
Captain of butts.team.
Profile background art by @kgmarcy
Joined Oct 2018
