That feel when the joke has run its course

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and the award for Best Sportsball Team Name Of All TIme goes to

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Incredibly long video: if you've made it this far, thank you

Me: 😉

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sex adjacent 

I always use two forms of birth control:

1. My looks
2. My personality

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human sacrifice for the sun? :drake_dislike:

human sacrifice for The Economy? :drake_like:

@cute@is.nota.live "Me? Smart? Not based on the amount of dumb shit that I've done!"

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genitals 

i was circumcised so every foreskin post ive made is a form of stolen valor

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i guess your gender is Linux or whatever the fuck

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Please be nice, and not for the sake of clout, okay?

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:bing: if i vote for biden will he bring back the milfs

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stupid pet peeve I'm nursing and will NEVER stop 

Raccoons deserve better than being called trash pandas, even in endearment. We urbanized their home and instead of getting displaced they just rolled with it 'cause they're clever and adaptable. They're brave little fuckers who are actively co-evolving with us, just like rats and birds. Pandas got nothing on them. :blobpatraccoon:

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Selfie, no ec, just showing offf 

Remember when I lived in a place with good lighting lol how bougie.
Anyway here are my outfits. I put on A and realized it wasn't comfy for what I'm doing today, and so I am wearing B.
Getchu someone who can do both

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being arrested in Portland 

What happens if the federal mercenaries arrest you in Portland.

Note the absence of Miranda rights, no phone call, not being informed of the charge, no charging documents, and not getting your belongings or your ID back.

The mercenaries keeping your driver's license, wallet, and phone after they kidnap you is a deliberate attack on your life.

If you protest, carry a copy of your ID and not real ID.

portlandoregonian-or.newsmemor

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