Good morning toot team let’s see some hustle, by which of course I mean hugs

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Don't mean to rush any couples, but if you get married this Saturday, your 50th anniversary will land on 4/20/69

learning a lot during today's labia discourse

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love that Jimmy Olsen thinks he has two super close friends, Superman and Clark Kent. YOU HAVE ONE FRIEND LOSER!!!!

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Dear pocket friends: sorry for the lint. I didn’t catch it in the wash. Perhaps you can use it to create sleeping bags

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But now I am sleepy, good night pocket friends 😴

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It's not hard to not be creepy, but it is hard to carve out a positive masculinity in a toxic masculine culture

@ItsJenNotGabby given the chance I’d get freaked out like that again tbh. Be sure and use that Good Face responsibly my friend 😉

@Louisa I can tell, it seems like you’re having fun. Sometimes I wished I was there too so I could join in!

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@ItsJenNotGabby Listen pal, last night I nearly hyperventilated due to your flirting. Edginess was never the problem and you know it 😂

@ItsJenNotGabby srsly tho Jen you are such a hottie it almost causes me physical pain

@ItsJenNotGabby your face: it’s a good one! *finger guns*

@Louisa ep 008 tho it’s not the first one I’ve listened to. You guys make me laugh!

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Butts: Everyone has one!