Zack @zenhob@butts.team

Incredibly long video: if you've made it this far, thank you

Me: 😉

human sacrifice for the sun?

human sacrifice for The Economy?

Jurassic Ass

This Machine Improves Society Somewhat

i was circumcised so every foreskin post ive made is a form of stolen valor

i guess your gender is Linux or whatever the fuck

if i vote for biden will he bring back the milfs

Raccoons deserve better than being called trash pandas, even in endearment. We urbanized their home and instead of getting displaced they just rolled with it 'cause they're clever and adaptable. They're brave little fuckers who are actively co-evolving with us, just like rats and birds. Pandas got nothing on them.

Here is some sourdough for your eyes.

Remember when I lived in a place with good lighting lol how bougie.
Anyway here are my outfits. I put on A and realized it wasn't comfy for what I'm doing today, and so I am wearing B.
Getchu someone who can do both

idea: calzone but in my mouth

What happens if the federal mercenaries arrest you in Portland.

Note the absence of Miranda rights, no phone call, not being informed of the charge, no charging documents, and not getting your belongings or your ID back.

The mercenaries keeping your driver's license, wallet, and phone after they kidnap you is a deliberate attack on your life.

If you protest, carry a copy of your ID and not real ID.

https://portlandoregonian-or.newsmemory.com/?publink=0916cbe0f_1343739