Zack is right behind you @zenhob@butts.team

does anyone else like drinking water #WaterCrew

tanuki nut sack beanbag chair

i once played a capitalism-themed cookie clicker and i kept waiting for it to make a statement against capitalism but it just kept on celebrating it instead

🎂 not giving out the PII of my birthday so...my birthday is some time between today and the 29th so you've gotta be nice to me that whole time sorry

Ender's Game but they win the presidency by Siddoning the president and a sufficient number of other high ranking officials

good morning it's da fuckigng weekend

Seriously tho. Why can’t I smoke bowls with an electric lighter? I don’t know how electricity works but please someone figure it out

I can't believe I still use a gas lighter. 20th century technology. Pathetic.

Fuck nazis.

hate when i'm pre-skanking to secure skanker's advantage but my opponent decides to skank-cancel so i'm left out there skanking in the middle of nowhere