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Testicles are named after a tragic Greek hero whose only weakness was his delicate balls

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looking forward to Mastodon Babies, the spinoff series where we are all babies

Dating stuff 

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@Louisa I just want you to tell what you’re going to do if you find Bigfoot

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I think possibly my favorite thing about fedi is the good morning/ good night posts. It’s just so wholesome ☺️

@dankwraith hard agree. meritocracy failed its time for quotas

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like literally just do quotas for race/gender in science and engineering. "b-b-b-but what if they dont *deserve* it" lmao you think what we have now is a meritocracy? working at any random tech co for 2 weeks would disabuse you of that notion

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a gender bender is when u have a wild night being all different genders

re: discrimination, hostile work environment 

@Red haha rad, I worked it out the other night and determined that my beard is about 16 years old 😂

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Selfie, eye contact, incredibly cute son 

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