Jen helped me pick out and hang this wreathe, isn’t it just so seasonal? I’ve covered it in gifts for Pasha 🎁✨

food 

eye contact, hilarity 

selfie, eye contact 

you know this is brunch because I’m eating it at 11am 

This is a good time to post a pic of the poster over my tv. Printed in 1977!

I was only able to get one photo of her enjoying the sunshine, because the instant after this was taken she launched herself at the light faerie reflected from my phone on the wall

selfie, eye contact 

it’s Monday! selfie, eye contact 

selfie with cat and eye contact 

dickbutt 

look at my lunch 

selfie, eye contact 

food 

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