Food, selfies (please boost!), cat pictures.
He/him.
Captain of butts.team.
I’m a professional software developer but please don’t hold that against me
Late night lap cat
Lazy #caturday
Jen helped me pick out and hang this wreathe, isn’t it just so seasonal? I’ve covered it in gifts for Pasha 🎁✨
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We made tomato sauce and lasagna from my family recipe it’s really good 😊
Candied a ham yesterday #hamposting
eye contact, hilarity Show more
You know what time it is! It’s Zack and Jen time!!! @ItsJenNotGabby
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Shoulder cat selfie featuring Pasha for #MascMonday
you know this is brunch because I’m eating it at 11am Show more
Figs! Super high in fiber
#poopin
This is a good time to post a pic of the poster over my tv. Printed in 1977! #StarWarsFedi
#caturday with Pasha
I was only able to get one photo of her enjoying the sunshine, because the instant after this was taken she launched herself at the light faerie reflected from my phone on the wall
I’m at a tech meetup don’t I look excited?
it’s Monday! selfie, eye contact Show more
Mani/pedis fuck yeah #MascMonday
selfie with cat and eye contact Show more
Sleepy shoulder cat
dickbutt Show more
This is the best one yet!
Since @ElectricMagnetic is redoing their kitchen I am practicing my dickbutt on their counters
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Made veggie stir fry for lunch 🥢
lol I made a little toot generator
When it’s foggy like this I pretend like I am living in the Cloud City of Bespin
Cooking while I procrastinate! I made fried chicken with mashed potatoes and gravy 😁
Butts: Everyone has one!