Food, selfies (please boost!), cat pictures.
Captain of butts.team.
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selfie, eye contact, heartbreak Show more
selfie, eye contact Show more
I’m on a #train
I dug out my game boy micro, this thing is so delightful
Make a wish
Is it time to post cat pics? Yes
look at my breakfast Show more
I was craving a breakfast sandwich
I sat down for one fucking second
Went for it this morning
Look at this smug asshole
She is so patient with me
Got my hair cut! It’s been months!
I tiptoed through the tulips today 🌷
rude food, not lewd Show more
Stopped at voodoo doughnut while I was out on a walk. The cock and balls are pretty big today
First selfie of the year featuring Pasha
selfie, eye contact, it's monday folks Show more
oh hey it's #MascMonday and my hair is absurd looking, check me out
Butts: Everyone has one!