Posting little Valentine’s Day surprises around the office

Bestie birthday lunch ✨💕 (CW selfie, eye contact)

I woke up with this in my head and just need to get it out.

Today would have been our thirteenth anniversary. We are better than ever! 💕 (CW selfie, eye contact)

a massive fake dong Show more

food, literally a pic of an uncooked bird Show more

food, a photo of my dinner Show more

alcohol, + Show more

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Butts: Everyone has one!