Come to Tilt in the next 30 minutes if you want an ass kicking (cw eye contact)

It’s Murphy and Marley! They’re the best, I want to take them home with me (puppy eye contact)

I am going to cat sit tonight and I am very excited. Ezra had surgery and just needs supervision so we are going hang out and play video games together. Don’t let that stare fool you! He is an utter sweetie (cat eye contact)

wine 

food, it’s too late for this 

food, it’s too late for this 

food, it’s too late for this 

food, it’s too late for this 

cat with food in the background 

food, my breakfast 

She cries and cries and cries for her toy and then she just ... stares at it

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