Food, selfies (please boost!), cat pictures.
Captain of butts.team.
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She sleeps with her legs against me so she’ll know if I get up
Pasha took a while getting out of bed this morning
Pasha loves her carrot
This gps watch and I are on a death march. Every day I do what it asks and every day it asks for more. I am tired and my toes are blistered 😓
Ugh the wildfire smoke is back
New high score 😎
selfie, eye contact, heartbreak Show more
selfie, eye contact Show more
I’m on a #train
I dug out my game boy micro, this thing is so delightful
Make a wish
Is it time to post cat pics? Yes
look at my breakfast Show more
I was craving a breakfast sandwich
I sat down for one fucking second
Went for it this morning
Look at this smug asshole
Butts: Everyone has one!