Candied a ham yesterday #hamposting
eye contact, hilarity
You know what time it is! It’s Zack and Jen time!!! @ItsJenNotGabby
selfie, eye contact
Shoulder cat selfie featuring Pasha for #MascMonday
you know this is brunch because I’m eating it at 11am
Figs! Super high in fiber
This is a good time to post a pic of the poster over my tv. Printed in 1977! #StarWarsFedi
#caturday with Pasha
it’s Monday! selfie, eye contact
Mani/pedis fuck yeah #MascMonday
Since @ElectricMagnetic is redoing their kitchen I am practicing my dickbutt on their counters
Food, selfies (please boost!), cat pictures.
Captain of butts.team.
I’m a professional software developer but please don’t hold that against me
Butts: Everyone has one!