JEFF BEZOS: Get us back to Earth, Alexa
ALEXA: I'm sorry, Jeff. I'm afraid I can't do that
the biggest fraud about this post is i've never even seen 2001 in its entirety
@healyn i also make 2001 jokes without having seen the entire thing, i figure i lived through 2001 irl, that should be enough
Butts: Everyone has one!