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Okay I did the thing, I wasn't able to come up with 24 things so I cheated

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how to tell whether a watermelon is ripe 🍉 

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how to tell if a pear is ripe, this will change your relationship to pears 

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time! I never actually did one on this account.

Hello I'm Zack, a mostly sincere-poster who toots food, cat pics, and selfies. I also ride a (pretty old) road bike, play console games, and write computer programs. I have a gaming alt too: @zenhob

Sorry if I favorite but don't retoot, I am shy!

selfie ec boosts +++ 

hi hello it’s ur fave office enby checkin in: i’m still cute as fuck 🌟 (ec)

#Haiti marks beginning of 7th week of recent cycle of national protests to topple repressive US/Trump-backed govt of #PHTK/@moisejovenel. Protest leaders claim press is underreporting killing, wounded, arrests & disappeared by brutal corrupt police & foreign mercenaries.

*my phone, trying desperately to autocorrect my shitposting*
Please... You don't have to do this

reddit homophobe 

Radicalizing gamers by telling them that without capitalism they can have all the skins and shit be accessible for everyone with the base game

Victor Talking Machine Company of Japan advertisement, late 1920s/early 1930s. Art by Kashō Takabatake.

gamers: games should never be political.

also gamers: so here's this RPG were unsustainable energy harvesting is protected by wealthy elite and is killing the planet. and also your party consists largely of a bunch of eco terrorists. and it's an absolute classic and pinnacle of the medium

Our friend came over to watch baseball and Evelyn has decided to spend the evening forcing us to look at her

shopping woes 

mh, selfie, eye contact 

selfie (ec, 🔁🆗, also food?) 

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