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how to tell whether a watermelon is ripe 🍉 

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how to tell if a pear is ripe, this will change your relationship to pears 

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The concept of needing to do "networking" to obtain a job is straight up classist nonsense that is practically a straightforward mapping of the cliques of nobility in centuries past.

That's before you take into account the difficulty so many people have with socializing in such a manner

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"what billionaires on fedi?" like i don't know that warren buffet is the goth shrew

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hello just a reminder that the idea that extra curricular stuff being attached as part of improving your chances for getting into high quality universities was created only because POC were starting to meet pace with white kids when it came to academic ability and they needed a new gate for them to pass :)

Also a reminder that university rankings are fake marketing bullshit and that if you used legit systems you’d see that multiple hbcus rank *higher* than lots of ivy leagues :) :)

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@betalars @rigatonimonster Here's a synopsis of Dr. Edvard Siddon's thesis:

SIDDON MY DICK AND BALLS YOU ASSHOLE
no one cares about your cis feelings

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This photo album is killing my heart.

Here is my first cat, dismayed that all the humans are outside for the BBQ.

"Human, come back!" -- Ceasar the cat

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i watched two tall men in hardhats and work gear cross the street this morning. one of them held the other back as a car passed and then they both smiled, held hands, and crossed together.

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Sweetheart cat licked my hand awhile before laying his head upon me.
(Pics of my fluffy ragdoll kitty on my lap, head on my hand)

Look I’m not saying Yoda doesn’t fuck. I am just saying that the existence of Baby Yoda doesn’t prove anything. I was a baby once and I haven’t ever fucked

I am not , bring something to the table is all I’m saying

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@healyn @Colophonscrawl "Turn left. Your destination is on the right. Death is the final destination we all take, our journey to oblivion unheeded by the ceaseless cries and screams we mewl without regard. There is traffic ahead."

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You Wouldn’t Seize The Means Of Production.

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