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how to tell whether a watermelon is ripe 🍉 

It’s really easy to tell if a watermelon is ripe! First off: thumping doesn’t help, and weight isn’t really a good indicator. But that’s okay because the easiest way to tell is by color. Look for a spot on the melon that’s lighter in color than the rest of the rind: this is the spot that was touching the ground while the melon was growing! If that spot is white, the melon isn’t good yet. When that spot turns yellow, the watermelon is ripe!

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how to tell if a pear is ripe, this will change your relationship to pears 

None of you know how to ripen a pear and that’s okay! I am here to help. A perfectly ripe pear is one of life’s great joys but most folks don’t know how to identify one! So they get a bad rap.

The thing is, pears ripen from the core outward, so by the time the flesh is soft on the outside it’s too late! What you want to do is feel the flesh right around the stem, when it's soft the pear is ripe. Try it! 🍐

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stop scrolling and look at this lizard floating on a sponge

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TIL if you take benzodiazepines, amphetamines, SSRIs, or a variety of other drugs you absolutely cannot have grapefruit in any form


as we get into grapefruit season i wanted to remind everyone to please be careful with this delicious fruit!!!!! it is very weird and possibly dangerous!!!!!


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Kelloggs - Firing all strikers 

Here's more Kelloggs items:

Froot Loops
Apple Jacks
Austin Sandwich Cookies
Corn Pops
Cracklin' Oat Bran
Frosted Mini-Wheats
Honey Smacks
Jumbo Snax Cereal
Frosted Flakes
Corn flakes
Frozen Breakfast
Raisin bran
Mueslix Cereal
Pure Organic Fruit Bars
Smart Start Cereal
Toasteds Crackers
Special K


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Kelloggs - Firing all strikers 

Please don't buy the following products (Sourced from the company's Wikipedia article):

Bear Naked, Inc.
Cheez-It Crackers
Fruit Winders
Fruity Snacks
Kashi (company)
Morningstar Farms
Club Crackers
Sunshine Biscuits
Town House
Zesta Crackers
Rice Krispies Treats


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The Christmas goblins are a different group than I'm from, but they WILL eat the bones of anyone mean to service industry workers during December so watch the fuck out

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NASA astronauts cautiously approach the moon cube and are shocked to see words etched into its surface "There are hot MILFs in your area..."

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adhd tax but it’s all the time i’ve wasted dopamine seeking online instead of fulfilling my greater goals.

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All judges craft their own gavel as the final stage in their training process

I think the problem is that it starts to remind me of a tech interview lol

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I always do advent of code for a couple days and then it starts to feel too much like work and I stop. every year!

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i want a meditation and wellness discourse that is not about becoming a more productive capitalist

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this article is ten years old and im guessing they don't still do this and are deeply embarrassed that they ever did

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I tried to play D&D tonight but there were technical issues, and also I am not sure I enjoy playing anyway

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you can shampoo your balls, you can shampoo your friends, and you can shampoo your friend's balls gently and politely

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Butts: Everyone has one!