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how to tell if a lime is ripe, this may surprise you! 

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how to tell whether a watermelon is ripe 🍉 

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how to tell if a pear is ripe, this will change your relationship to pears 

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I’m more than just wrong, I’m confident

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An exchange program that trades guns for equivalent-sized silicone dicks

why is a gamestop rp instance the highlight of my day so far

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Making and then accepting my own pull requests like a Real Software Engineer

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can someone tell me how to kiss master chief (but like, as a girl!!! no homo and it's not homo if I'm a girl!!!)

I did it, I talked to the potential employer. It was fun! These things are always fun even though they make me nervous and sweaty. I genuinely enjoy talking about what I do :)

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food 

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selfie, eye contact 

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some of y'all don't remember what it was like. well you're about to find out

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I would die without my beard but I did find a rare photo of me as an adult before I had a full beard, I should post it

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Nazi shit on the Fedi 

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Good morning pocket friends I have to talk with a potential employer today

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My son (who is an honors student) wants the nintendo game could you help me

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pic with animal, ec 

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