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why the sky is dark at night 

We are surrounded by on all sides by stars. They literally fill the sky all around us, but if this is the case, shouldn't our night sky be lit up with stars? Yes, we should, except!!! Those stars are so far away that their light hasn't reached us yet! So now you know why the sky is dark at night, even though we're surrounded by stars.

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how to tell if a lime is ripe, this may surprise you! 

Oh here’s a fun fact about limes: they’re ripe when they’re yellow! A green lime is actually unripe. I am not sure why stores stock them green, maybe so you can tell them from the lemons!

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how to tell whether a watermelon is ripe 🍉 

It’s really easy to tell if a watermelon is ripe! First off: thumping doesn’t help, and weight isn’t really a good indicator. But that’s okay because the easiest way to tell is by color. Look for a spot on the melon that’s lighter in color than the rest of the rind: this is the spot that was touching the ground while the melon was growing! If that spot is white, the melon isn’t good yet. When that spot turns yellow, the watermelon is ripe!

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how to tell if a pear is ripe, this will change your relationship to pears 

None of you know how to ripen a pear and that’s okay! I am here to help. A perfectly ripe pear is one of life’s great joys but most folks don’t know how to identify one! So they get a bad rap.

The thing is, pears ripen from the core outward, so by the time the flesh is soft on the outside it’s too late! What you want to do is feel the flesh right around the stem, when it's soft the pear is ripe. Try it! 🍐

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housing needed for tomorrow night in Portland for me, my travelling partner, and his dog. All we need is a garage or something out of the weather, and some open outlets. Thank you

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Lewd, commas 

Wet ass, pussy

Kinda wanna play that Demons Souls remake

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Quarantine month 6: got turned on by a gentle breeze

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are you ever just a fucking slut for water like u fucking drink water and it's dripping down your face and in your neck but you're like uh fuck yeah WATER

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tucked in my box of fava beans with a blanket of leaves. v pretty.

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Dogs on the floor, tiniest cat in the house occupying the largest dog bed and none of them are brave enough to challenge his title as Tyre King.

#MastoCats #MastoDogs

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sweeps in PDX this week/end 

Your guide to what PPD will be sweeping in #PDX later this week, maybe into this weekend

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I could do this all day. Big Smallman. Coolguy. Loud. Online Skunk. Ghost Salazar.

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its so funny how much hippies colored 60s nostalgia despite being a relatively minor subculture that lasted less than five years

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