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how to tell whether a watermelon is ripe 🍉 

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how to tell if a pear is ripe, this will change your relationship to pears 

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time! I never actually did one on this account.

Hello I'm Zack, a mostly sincere-poster who toots food, cat pics, and selfies. I also ride a (pretty old) road bike, play console games, and write computer programs. I have a gaming alt too: @zenhob

Sorry if I favorite but don't retoot, I am shy!

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My Good Toots brings all the boosts to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but you have to boost

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Really hope the toots aren't problematic (I doubt they are), because boy howdy finding a translator to help me moderate would be uhhhhh challenging.

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when the nazis try to gain a platform you say no
if the state tries to compel you to give them that platform you say no
if the state tries to compel you to take away a platform from comrades and marginalized groups you say no

take responsibility for what you do. everything else is just some "just doing my job" bullshit
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Moving to Gab because one of my favorite twitter celebrities is on there!

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I should toot sometimes I guess. Tooting might be a good thing to do, I dunno. What do you think?

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Linux is a little bit like Christianity. There are a confusing number of versions out there, which are all technically supposed to follow the same idea, but with differences that don't seem to mean very much to an outsider. Also, there are a handful of evangelists who believe their version is the best, and they'll do their best to convert you.

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Hahahahaha

And people told me the Economist was a magazine for smart people

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Nazis, but personal 

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I follow everyone My accounts gonna die in 2 weeks who gives a shit

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