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how to tell whether a watermelon is ripe 🍉 

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how to tell if a pear is ripe, this will change your relationship to pears 

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does anyone need an evil mad scientist character cause i think i nailed it. (screen grab of me operating the tesla coil)

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Usa general strike, mayday, shitpost, unless.... 

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trans people that pass? i sure hope they do, can't stand people that hog fat blunts

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britney spears's Toxic is the greatest pop song ever made

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@wintgenstein yeah there was a huge scandal a few months ago because a bunch of artists came out on twitter and said that they had been making assets for the game for free as teenagers under the impression that they would be compensated

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Old photos, Baby Wotan 

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putting on a comically oversized bib before digging in on some #ass

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friendly reminder that a bot for pretty much any federated service with a REST API can be a shell script that fits in less than one post

celebrity death 

celebrity death 

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@JohnBrownJr the pipes (dicks) the pipes (dicks) are calling, from glen (Glen) to glen (Glenn) and down the mountainside

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😔 can we do something to make this emoji feel better. they are so sad tonight

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My favorite review anyone has ever left about my job is, "When we checked in, they said there would be coffee and pastries available in the morning, but when we came downstairs, there was no tea and no fruit."

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