how to tell if a pear is ripe, this will change your relationship to pears Show more
None of you know how to ripen a pear and that’s okay! I am here to help. A perfectly ripe pear is one of life’s great joys but most folks don’t know how to identify one! So they get a bad rap.
The thing is, pears ripen from the core outward, so by the time the flesh is soft on the outside it’s too late! What you want to do is feel the flesh right around the stem, when it's soft the pear is ripe. Try it! 🍐
#introductions time! I never actually did one on this account.
Hello I'm Zack, a mostly sincere-poster who toots food, cat pics, and selfies. I also ride a (pretty old) road bike, play console games, and write computer programs. I have a gaming alt too: @zenhob
Sorry if I favorite but don't retoot, I am shy!
food Show more
Made chicken parm tonight it turned out pretty good!
I listened to hack the net on my commute today and laughed a bunch, it was pretty funny @Louisa
Jason Scott just dumped the ZIL source code for every infocom game on github. Clone it before Activision's lawyers wake up. And now we see how long it takes for the internet to produce a compiler for a language that's been dead for 30+ years from a cache of production grade source code for said language. We've had compiled z-machine files, but never the original ZIL. https://github.com/historicalsource
re: insect reproduction, actually kinda cute? Show more
ya know those little red mites u see on the cement in the summer? Theyre real tiny and red?
well they build little cum shrines for their mate, with little sticks and other things held together with ejaculate and then they leave a trail of cum hoping the mate follows the scent to the shrine
Food, selfies, cat pictures.
Captain of butts.team.
Butts: Everyone has one!