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Okay I did the thing, I wasn't able to come up with 24 things so I cheated

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how to tell whether a watermelon is ripe 🍉 

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how to tell if a pear is ripe, this will change your relationship to pears 

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time! I never actually did one on this account.

Hello I'm Zack, a mostly sincere-poster who toots food, cat pics, and selfies. I also ride a (pretty old) road bike, play console games, and write computer programs. I have a gaming alt too: @zenhob

Sorry if I favorite but don't retoot, I am shy!

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Testicles are named after a tragic Greek hero whose only weakness was his delicate balls

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looking forward to Mastodon Babies, the spinoff series where we are all babies

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I think possibly my favorite thing about fedi is the good morning/ good night posts. It’s just so wholesome ☺️

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like literally just do quotas for race/gender in science and engineering. "b-b-b-but what if they dont *deserve* it" lmao you think what we have now is a meritocracy? working at any random tech co for 2 weeks would disabuse you of that notion

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a gender bender is when u have a wild night being all different genders

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Selfie, eye contact, incredibly cute son 

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I was born under a bad sign.
(It said, "Yard Sard.")

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hot damn, it's a picture of a cat 

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I'm here to respect boundaries and kick ass; and the ass said kicking is okay

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He’s going the pisstance
He’s going for peeee 🎶

masto meetup selfie, eye contact 

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