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how to tell if a pear is ripe, this will change your relationship to pears Show more

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time! I never actually did one on this account.

Hello I'm Zack, a mostly sincere-poster who toots food, cat pics, and selfies. I also ride a (pretty old) road bike, play console games, and write computer programs. I have a gaming alt too: @zenhob

Sorry if I favorite but don't retoot, I am shy!

Good morning toot team let’s see some hustle, by which of course I mean hugs

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Don't mean to rush any couples, but if you get married this Saturday, your 50th anniversary will land on 4/20/69

learning a lot during today's labia discourse

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love that Jimmy Olsen thinks he has two super close friends, Superman and Clark Kent. YOU HAVE ONE FRIEND LOSER!!!!

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Dear pocket friends: sorry for the lint. I didn’t catch it in the wash. Perhaps you can use it to create sleeping bags

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But now I am sleepy, good night pocket friends 😴

food Show more

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It's not hard to not be creepy, but it is hard to carve out a positive masculinity in a toxic masculine culture

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I listened to hack the net on my commute today and laughed a bunch, it was pretty funny @Louisa

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Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all fiscal day, I dont give a shit about your kids.

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in which janelle attempts to comprehend a new environment

This fucking cat moves as soon as she sees the camera augh she is the worst model I swear

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Jason Scott just dumped the ZIL source code for every infocom game on github. Clone it before Activision's lawyers wake up. And now we see how long it takes for the internet to produce a compiler for a language that's been dead for 30+ years from a cache of production grade source code for said language. We've had compiled z-machine files, but never the original ZIL. github.com/historicalsource

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My Brain: Can’t think of anything to post, maybe interact with some friend’s toots or just log out

My Ego: Boost your old shit

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re: insect reproduction, actually kinda cute? Show more

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