Zack @zenhob@butts.team

Okay I did the thing, I wasn't able to come up with 24 things so I cheated

It’s really easy to tell if a watermelon is ripe! First off: thumping doesn’t help, and weight isn’t really a good indicator. But that’s okay because the easiest way to tell is by color. Look for a spot on the melon that’s lighter in color than the rest of the rind: this is the spot that was touching the ground while the melon was growing! If that spot is white, the melon isn’t good yet. When that spot turns yellow, the watermelon is ripe!

None of you know how to ripen a pear and that’s okay! I am here to help. A perfectly ripe pear is one of life’s great joys but most folks don’t know how to identify one! So they get a bad rap.

The thing is, pears ripen from the core outward, so by the time the flesh is soft on the outside it’s too late! What you want to do is feel the flesh right around the stem, when it's soft the pear is ripe. Try it! 🍐

#introductions time! I never actually did one on this account.

Hello I'm Zack, a mostly sincere-poster who toots food, cat pics, and selfies. I also ride a (pretty old) road bike, play console games, and write computer programs. I have a gaming alt too: @zenhob

Sorry if I favorite but don't retoot, I am shy!

I think possibly my favorite thing about fedi is the good morning/ good night posts. It’s just so wholesome ☺️

*winks at you*

Sun worshipper Pasha #cats

Masto meetup in PDX!