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how to tell whether a watermelon is ripe 🍉 

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how to tell if a pear is ripe, this will change your relationship to pears 

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how to tell whether a watermelon is ripe 🍉 

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Selfie, EC 

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The point of anti-fascism is not to make fascists afraid. Fascists are already afraid, that's why they're fascists. They have a fear based worldview. The point of anti-fascism is to make sure that fascists are isolated, unable to connect with, organize and mobilize other fascists. The point is to make fascists lonely.

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More than 50% of people in surveys responded that anything lower than a 7/10 in IMDB would cause them to skip out on watching a movie. Almost 50% of users will cancel their ride if the driver has been rated anything less than 4.5/5.

"A four star rating is working as expected, a five is for exceeding expectations"

a five star rating system really starts at 4.0 and goes to 5.0.

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1/5 - it's the worst
2/5 - has one redeeming quality
3/5 - has flaws
4/5 - eh
5/5 - it's good you should try it

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Apps 820Mb
Contacts 36Mb
OS 0.9Gb
Videos of My Dog 62Gb
Downloads 80Mb
someone who is good at harddisks please help me budget this. my phone is dying

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i might “ssh” into your linux terminal later on and rejigger some files... am i using these words right? i might “ssh” into the cafeteria later for a bowl of fruit loops

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Impressing lovers with my bra-unhooking technique. It involves garden shears and an apology

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Poop 

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sometimes i feel bad about eating spare ribs, but then i think about how all those pigs can suck their own dicks now

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Has everyone seen the header image on the Wikipedia article about pikas

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the Radical Monarchs inspire me so much. i love rad youth orgs

radicalmonarchs.org/

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“Kickstarter workers are now the first white collar workers at a major tech company to successfully unionize in the United States, sending a message to other tech workers.”

vice.com/en_us/article/3a8pp5/

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at my funeral i would like everyone to take turns reading off my all-time worst toots and then saying "fuck off you dead loser"

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