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why the sky is dark at night 

We are surrounded by on all sides by stars. They literally fill the sky all around us, but if this is the case, shouldn't our night sky be lit up with stars? Yes, we should, except!!! Those stars are so far away that their light hasn't reached us yet! So now you know why the sky is dark at night, even though we're surrounded by stars.

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how to tell if a lime is ripe, this may surprise you! 

Oh here’s a fun fact about limes: they’re ripe when they’re yellow! A green lime is actually unripe. I am not sure why stores stock them green, maybe so you can tell them from the lemons!

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how to tell whether a watermelon is ripe 🍉 

It’s really easy to tell if a watermelon is ripe! First off: thumping doesn’t help, and weight isn’t really a good indicator. But that’s okay because the easiest way to tell is by color. Look for a spot on the melon that’s lighter in color than the rest of the rind: this is the spot that was touching the ground while the melon was growing! If that spot is white, the melon isn’t good yet. When that spot turns yellow, the watermelon is ripe!

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how to tell if a pear is ripe, this will change your relationship to pears 

None of you know how to ripen a pear and that’s okay! I am here to help. A perfectly ripe pear is one of life’s great joys but most folks don’t know how to identify one! So they get a bad rap.

The thing is, pears ripen from the core outward, so by the time the flesh is soft on the outside it’s too late! What you want to do is feel the flesh right around the stem, when it's soft the pear is ripe. Try it! 🍐

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alc, drug mention 

Tequila is the cocaine of alcohol

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If you try to simplify people's issues with fedi's lack of consideration for the marginalized as "drama", or otherwise try to downplay it, unfollow me. If you think talking about it is more harmful or "toxic" than the problem itself, unfollow me.

If you think building a space for everyone - fash included - is more important than protecting people and making safe communities, unfollow me.

I want nothing to do with you.
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lets talk about clout mutual aid. some smaller accounts are entitled to our interactions and this must be done ad a community

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sexual mutual aid is when two straight bros suck each other off

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cats, eye contact (with cats) 

meanwhile, here's some multi-level catting.

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pdxpol 

white liberal Portland politicians showing their ass today on this Indigenous People's Day by spending it condemning the actions of an Indigenous led protest

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Going to the Genshin Impact development offices to request Fat Waifu

Good mornjng pocket friends, it's Monday :groundhog:

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Disrespect private property on this Indigenous Day of Rage

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Look how politely Ume waits for her dinner. What a lil lady.

Going to the Genshin Impact development offices to request Fat Waifu

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You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

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