Zack @zenhob@butts.team
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- @zenhob@elekk.xyz
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Food, selfies (please boost!), cat pictures.
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Joined Oct 2018
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You should follow me if you like sincere-posting and cat pics. I also post pics of food sometimes. I am a leftist of some sort, I cannot be sure what kind because I refuse to read theory. #introduction
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how to tell whether a watermelon is ripe 🍉
It’s really easy to tell if a watermelon is ripe! First off: thumping doesn’t help, and weight isn’t really a good indicator. But that’s okay because the easiest way to tell is by color. Look for a spot on the melon that’s lighter in color than the rest of the rind: this is the spot that was touching the ground while the melon was growing! If that spot is white, the melon isn’t good yet. When that spot turns yellow, the watermelon is ripe!
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how to tell if a pear is ripe, this will change your relationship to pears
None of you know how to ripen a pear and that’s okay! I am here to help. A perfectly ripe pear is one of life’s great joys but most folks don’t know how to identify one! So they get a bad rap.
The thing is, pears ripen from the core outward, so by the time the flesh is soft on the outside it’s too late! What you want to do is feel the flesh right around the stem, when it's soft the pear is ripe. Try it! 🍐
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Afternoon sun was making an impressive row of dicks along Westminster Bridge, opposite Parliament
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Good morning pocket friends 
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Warning: there's a new scam where a cute boy will come to you purring for cuddles, but DON'T let him cuddle you, because he's been outside in the rain and will get your clothes all wet
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#KittenJacques getting ready for #Caturday and wishing all #Mastocats a happy day.
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Now that the weather is getting chillier, Anubis likes being closer and napping on blankets.
#cats #pixelcats
#cats #pixelcats
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"character actor"? uh, yeah, i sure hope they are
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I stop a newsboy on the street. "Hey kid, what's the scoop?" I inquire, tossing him a dime. He hands me a broadsheet which I unfurl to see what else but my own mug staring back with the headline "UR UGLY." And that's another win in the newsboy's column in our longstanding rivalry.
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Forest are scary because I know that all the trees are talking to each other, making fun of my outfit
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i hate software development actually companies can go fuck themselves i just wanna smoke weed and pet rats
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A lot about ronald reagan made more sense to me when I found out that he spent the 25 years before his election living in a promotional "house of the future" built specifically for him by General Electric
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Gonna keep adding rats to GoToSocial until it becomes ‘so bad it’s good’. More rats more rats more rats! Smashing the big red button that adds more rats.
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Although the Mastodon project is OpenSource, at its very core it maintains solely capitalist relations. Eugen socialized the creation of code by volunteers, but maintains the sole control and profits that come from his project. Mastodon is a private project that you are free to offer your labor to for no compensation and no reward.
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What would finally spell the end of dot social?
- I'm gamer
- @zenhob@elekk.xyz
Admin
He/him.
Food, selfies (please boost!), cat pictures.
Captain of butts.team.
Profile background art by @kgmarcy
Joined Oct 2018
