Zack @zenhob@butts.team

Oh here’s a fun fact about limes: they’re ripe when they’re yellow! A green lime is actually unripe. I am not sure why stores stock them green, maybe so you can tell them from the lemons!

It’s really easy to tell if a watermelon is ripe! First off: thumping doesn’t help, and weight isn’t really a good indicator. But that’s okay because the easiest way to tell is by color. Look for a spot on the melon that’s lighter in color than the rest of the rind: this is the spot that was touching the ground while the melon was growing! If that spot is white, the melon isn’t good yet. When that spot turns yellow, the watermelon is ripe!

None of you know how to ripen a pear and that’s okay! I am here to help. A perfectly ripe pear is one of life’s great joys but most folks don’t know how to identify one! So they get a bad rap.

The thing is, pears ripen from the core outward, so by the time the flesh is soft on the outside it’s too late! What you want to do is feel the flesh right around the stem, when it's soft the pear is ripe. Try it! 🍐

I’m more than just wrong, I’m confident

why is a gamestop rp instance the highlight of my day so far

I did it, I talked to the potential employer. It was fun! These things are always fun even though they make me nervous and sweaty. I genuinely enjoy talking about what I do :)

I'm gonna make some pot roast today I think

I would die without my beard but I did find a rare photo of me as an adult before I had a full beard, I should post it

Good morning pocket friends I have to talk with a potential employer today