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how to tell whether a watermelon is ripe 🍉 

It’s really easy to tell if a watermelon is ripe! First off: thumping doesn’t help, and weight isn’t really a good indicator. But that’s okay because the easiest way to tell is by color. Look for a spot on the melon that’s lighter in color than the rest of the rind: this is the spot that was touching the ground while the melon was growing! If that spot is white, the melon isn’t good yet. When that spot turns yellow, the watermelon is ripe!

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how to tell if a pear is ripe, this will change your relationship to pears 

None of you know how to ripen a pear and that’s okay! I am here to help. A perfectly ripe pear is one of life’s great joys but most folks don’t know how to identify one! So they get a bad rap.

The thing is, pears ripen from the core outward, so by the time the flesh is soft on the outside it’s too late! What you want to do is feel the flesh right around the stem, when it's soft the pear is ripe. Try it! 🍐

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the liberal myth of "if everyone acts like a selfish asshole everyone will be better off, actually," degrades into the myth of "everyone is just inherently a selfish asshole and that's why everything is fucked forever"

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just taking a little tour of my posts, some real gold in there

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I am blocked by more simps than anyone on this web site

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just thinking about Her (Femshep in Mass Effect 2)

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please get vaccinated for covid if u are able

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work stuff 

I don't talk about my work much on here, but my team and I have spent the last 9 months building a new online service and someone signed up to pay for it via self-service for the first time! Pretty stoked

Got re-addicted to Dragon’s Dogma, that game is so weird but it kinda has that dark souls thing where it does not give a shit about your problems

0 types of people, those who understand zero and those who don’t

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cannot seem to capture how this mfs eyes stare right into my soul but look what a pretty boy

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[softly under breath before having sex] …. Team Deathmatch

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there was a time in the 90s where they put out two movies in the same year about the lambada, and it wasn't really even a dance craze at the time

selfie, eye contact, heartbreak 

Breakup selfie

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That feel when you realize you’re not mutuals

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hate when i whiff a sex move and im punished by a 36 hit out of bed combo

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Please don't spam this channel with newbie questions about "help im drowning" and "gblrblgrlb" before reading the quickstart documentation, thanks

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