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time! I never actually did one on this account.

Hello I'm Zack, a mostly sincere-poster who toots food, cat pics, and selfies. I also ride a (pretty old) road bike, play console games, and write computer programs. I have a gaming alt too: @zenhob

Sorry if I favorite but don't retoot, I am shy!

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:d_beans: :kt_cujo2: :blobcat: I copied some emoji from glitterkitten.co.uk :toot:

Not the linux ones tho, I'm do not presume to operate at sophia's level

:d_beans: :kt_cujo2: :blobcat: I copied some emoji from glitterkitten.co.uk :toot:

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White guys love explaining the ethical constraints on the use of their middle level martial arts training

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Good morning! I slept pretty well and feel a lot better now πŸ˜…

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About to pass out stupid early because I haven’t been sleeping well and I’m pooped πŸ˜“

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Enjoying a luxurious "dry bath" by sprinkling my body with carpet powder and vacuuming it back off

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~=8 Character Passwords Are Dead=~

New benchmark from the Hashcat Team shows a 2080Ti GPU passing 100 Billion password guesses per second (NTLM hash).

This means that the entire keyspace, or every possible combination of:
- Upper
- Lower
- Number
- Symbol

...of an 8 character password can be guessed in:

~2.5 hours

(8x 2080Ti GPUs against NTLM Windows hash)

#Hacking #Infosec

Phew I was Extremely Online for a minute there, that was terrifying.

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hmm thinking about some of the latest fedi drama and decided to ask the tarot cards, but i keep drawing one that says "yes its literally all men" i have never seen this card before help whats going on

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Notes on Theatre Clown 5/ Show more

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Reg Mellor refuses to acknowledge that his talent is made of the stuff of heroes, of a mixture of indomitable pride, courage, concentration, and artless grace. "Naw noon o' that," said the king. "You just got be able ta have your tool bitten and not care."

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