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how to tell whether a watermelon is ripe 🍉 

It’s really easy to tell if a watermelon is ripe! First off: thumping doesn’t help, and weight isn’t really a good indicator. But that’s okay because the easiest way to tell is by color. Look for a spot on the melon that’s lighter in color than the rest of the rind: this is the spot that was touching the ground while the melon was growing! If that spot is white, the melon isn’t good yet. When that spot turns yellow, the watermelon is ripe!

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how to tell if a pear is ripe, this will change your relationship to pears 

None of you know how to ripen a pear and that’s okay! I am here to help. A perfectly ripe pear is one of life’s great joys but most folks don’t know how to identify one! So they get a bad rap.

The thing is, pears ripen from the core outward, so by the time the flesh is soft on the outside it’s too late! What you want to do is feel the flesh right around the stem, when it's soft the pear is ripe. Try it! 🍐

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you're telling me clearwater is reviving this creedence

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cryptocurrencies are mlm schemes for people who think they're too smart and 'rational' to fall for scams or trends

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mmo where you play monsters just like chilling and having a good time. every now and again "adventurers" come in and start fucking shit up and you have to chase them away.

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equipping some rad shades and acid washed jeans and jumping on a toboggan-sized floppy disk on a vaporwave aesthetic background, just surfing the world wide web

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The landlords are memeing...

Love to see tenants' rights and "fix my ac" in the same class as "I hope you get Mao'd" you're literally the reason why landlords are parasites, should be Mao'd, etc, etc etc etc,

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Tough day for crypto weirdos. First China abandons them, then grimes.

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having a hard time pretending everything is fine

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At what point do we make it socially unacceptable to keep using Facebook? What does Facebook have to do for that to happen? It feels like we just keep making more excuses: "I only use Facebook2[Instagram]", "Facebook is friends with all of my friends and I'll be socially isolated", "I'm monetarily dependent on Facebook", "Sure facebook knows they are harming me, but they also do X that I like".

We are all in an abusive relationship. What will it take to walk away?

Why is Chris Pratt bring hired to do anything, that guy sucks

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I think next time they do a cartoon they should hire voice actors for it

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i am the gatekeeper. i keep the gate open. see the sign? must remain open at all times. easy job

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