Zack @zenhob@butts.team
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Food, selfies (please boost!), cat pictures.
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Joined Oct 2018
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You should follow me if you like sincere-posting and cat pics. I also post pics of food sometimes. I am a leftist of some sort, I cannot be sure what kind because I refuse to read theory. #introduction
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how to tell whether a watermelon is ripe 🍉
It’s really easy to tell if a watermelon is ripe! First off: thumping doesn’t help, and weight isn’t really a good indicator. But that’s okay because the easiest way to tell is by color. Look for a spot on the melon that’s lighter in color than the rest of the rind: this is the spot that was touching the ground while the melon was growing! If that spot is white, the melon isn’t good yet. When that spot turns yellow, the watermelon is ripe!
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how to tell if a pear is ripe, this will change your relationship to pears
None of you know how to ripen a pear and that’s okay! I am here to help. A perfectly ripe pear is one of life’s great joys but most folks don’t know how to identify one! So they get a bad rap.
The thing is, pears ripen from the core outward, so by the time the flesh is soft on the outside it’s too late! What you want to do is feel the flesh right around the stem, when it's soft the pear is ripe. Try it! 🍐
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libertarian voice: i just think the market should decide which babies get food
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both titties out: gross and lewd
one titty out: elegant and mysterious
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uspol
got a political mailer with an illustration of the canditate speaking to a crowd of people with signs, one of which says "affordable housing for families" and that is just such a warm and cuddly way to say "single family zoning" i am a little impressed
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I'm sick of being around cars, having to hear cars, see cars, breathe their fumes, worry about getting hit by them, walk around parked cars when I wanna cross the street, hear people talk about cars, live in a city that's built around cars cars cars cars cars...
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Most of writing is making up a little fella and making problems for them
Of course this isn't news. If they'd said it's aliens it'd be news. We've known about UFOs forever
The US government admitting there's mystery lights in the sky, which we've known about for years 
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I speak on behalf of all cats everywhere to LET US SLEEP IN THE UNDERWEAR DRAWER‼️
Good morning pocket friends 
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Tech people naming random software after indigenous groups. Don't.
No, not even if you think it's a clever word play.
Off you fuck!
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My ass was involved in a pants shitting incident
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idk call me a tankie but I simply think that a company making less money is a perfectly acceptable trade in exchange for baby formula being widely available
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Vinced Easel
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Sci-fi writers: Haha, wouldn't creating simplistic laws to govern ethical usage of robotics be fucked up? Here's a collection of short stories describing the limitations of these made-up laws
Techbros: 👀 simplistic laws to govern ethical usage of robotics, you say?
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i fucking love the misinfo cw
every time i see it, i get so excited, like, what delightful lies do you have for me today
- I'm gamer
- @zenhob@elekk.xyz
Admin
He/him.
Food, selfies (please boost!), cat pictures.
Captain of butts.team.
Profile background art by @kgmarcy
Joined Oct 2018
