Zack @zenhob@butts.team

*to the tune of Blue Man Group*

does anyone need an evil mad scientist character cause i think i nailed it. (screen grab of me operating the tesla coil)

If you're in the United States. Don't go to work may 1st 2020 pass it along. Make preparations. Hello out those who can't afford to miss the day off work if you can. Let's get this happening all across the country.

#TheyCantFireAllOfUs

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trans people that pass? i sure hope they do, can't stand people that hog fat blunts

it’s fine, i’m fine

#MascMonday

britney spears's Toxic is the greatest pop song ever made

@wintgenstein yeah there was a huge scandal a few months ago because a bunch of artists came out on twitter and said that they had been making assets for the game for free as teenagers under the impression that they would be compensated

These were taken 3 yrs ago. Wotan's first xmas

putting on a comically oversized bib before digging in on some #ass

friendly reminder that a bot for pretty much any federated service with a REST API can be a shell script that fits in less than one post

@JohnBrownJr the pipes (dicks) the pipes (dicks) are calling, from glen (Glen) to glen (Glenn) and down the mountainside

Kitty kitty

😔 can we do something to make this emoji feel better. they are so sad tonight

My favorite review anyone has ever left about my job is, "When we checked in, they said there would be coffee and pastries available in the morning, but when we came downstairs, there was no tea and no fruit."