It’s really easy to tell if a watermelon is ripe! First off: thumping doesn’t help, and weight isn’t really a good indicator. But that’s okay because the easiest way to tell is by color. Look for a spot on the melon that’s lighter in color than the rest of the rind: this is the spot that was touching the ground while the melon was growing! If that spot is white, the melon isn’t good yet. When that spot turns yellow, the watermelon is ripe!

**Zack** @zenhob@butts.team · Mar 26, 2019, 20:36

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how to tell if a pear is ripe, this will change your relationship to pears

None of you know how to ripen a pear and that’s okay! I am here to help. A perfectly ripe pear is one of life’s great joys but most folks don’t know how to identify one! So they get a bad rap.

The thing is, pears ripen from the core outward, so by the time the flesh is soft on the outside it’s too late! What you want to do is feel the flesh right around the stem, when it's soft the pear is ripe. Try it! 🍐

**Zack** · Dec 08, 2021, 13:57

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**Davey** @sugar@goblin.camp · Dec 08, 2021, 13:57

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stop scrolling and look at this lizard floating on a sponge

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**ZX Pupy +3** @pup_hime@slime.global · Dec 07, 2021, 20:30

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TIL if you take benzodiazepines, amphetamines, SSRIs, or a variety of other drugs you absolutely cannot have grapefruit in any form

RT @dannosowitz@twitter.com

as we get into grapefruit season i wanted to remind everyone to please be careful with this delicious fruit!!!!! it is very weird and possibly dangerous!!!!! https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/grapefruit-history-and-drug-interactions

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/dannosowitz/status/1467965850653126657

**Zack** · Dec 08, 2021, 15:50

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**Licking wounds, biding time** @paulference@mspsocial.net · Dec 08, 2021, 15:50

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Kelloggs - Firing all strikers

Here's more Kelloggs items:

Incogmeato
Froot Loops
Joybol
All-Bran
Apple Jacks
Austin Sandwich Cookies
Corn Pops
Cracklin' Oat Bran
Crispix
Frosted Mini-Wheats
Gardenburger
Honey Smacks
Jumbo Snax Cereal
Frosted Flakes
Corn flakes
Frozen Breakfast
Raisin bran
Mueslix Cereal
Pure Organic Fruit Bars
Smart Start Cereal
Smorz
Toasteds Crackers
Special K

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**Zack** · Dec 08, 2021, 15:49

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**Licking wounds, biding time** @paulference@mspsocial.net · Dec 08, 2021, 15:49

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Kelloggs - Firing all strikers

Please don't buy the following products (Sourced from the company's Wikipedia article):

Bear Naked, Inc.
Cheez-It Crackers
Eggo
Fruit Winders
Fruity Snacks
Kashi (company)
Krave
Morningstar Farms
Club Crackers
Nutri-Grain
Pop-Tarts
Pringles
Rxbar
Sunshine Biscuits
Town House
Zesta Crackers
Carr's
Rice Krispies Treats

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**👻™ corny render 🐊🌩️** @witchfynder_finder@cybre.space · Dec 08, 2021, 05:26

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👻™ corny render 🐊🌩️ @witchfynder_finder@cybre.space

The Christmas goblins are a different group than I'm from, but they WILL eat the bones of anyone mean to service industry workers during December so watch the fuck out