Zack @zenhob@butts.team

Don't mean to rush any couples, but if you get married this Saturday, your 50th anniversary will land on 4/20/69

congrats gen z on your first kill! us millenials are proud :-)

love that Jimmy Olsen thinks he has two super close friends, Superman and Clark Kent. YOU HAVE ONE FRIEND LOSER!!!!

Dear pocket friends: sorry for the lint. I didn’t catch it in the wash. Perhaps you can use it to create sleeping bags

old notebook, still relevant

It's not hard to not be creepy, but it is hard to carve out a positive masculinity in a toxic masculine culture

kacey musgraves astrology memes

Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all fiscal day, I dont give a shit about your kids.

in which janelle attempts to comprehend a new environment

vampires have to be invited to a website before they can visit

Jason Scott just dumped the ZIL source code for every infocom game on github. Clone it before Activision's lawyers wake up. And now we see how long it takes for the internet to produce a compiler for a language that's been dead for 30+ years from a cache of production grade source code for said language. We've had compiled z-machine files, but never the original ZIL. https://github.com/historicalsource

My Brain: Can’t think of anything to post, maybe interact with some friend’s toots or just log out

My Ego: Boost your old shit

ya know those little red mites u see on the cement in the summer? Theyre real tiny and red?

well they build little cum shrines for their mate, with little sticks and other things held together with ejaculate and then they leave a trail of cum hoping the mate follows the scent to the shrine