Zack @zenhob@butts.team

It’s really easy to tell if a watermelon is ripe! First off: thumping doesn’t help, and weight isn’t really a good indicator. But that’s okay because the easiest way to tell is by color. Look for a spot on the melon that’s lighter in color than the rest of the rind: this is the spot that was touching the ground while the melon was growing! If that spot is white, the melon isn’t good yet. When that spot turns yellow, the watermelon is ripe!

None of you know how to ripen a pear and that’s okay! I am here to help. A perfectly ripe pear is one of life’s great joys but most folks don’t know how to identify one! So they get a bad rap.

The thing is, pears ripen from the core outward, so by the time the flesh is soft on the outside it’s too late! What you want to do is feel the flesh right around the stem, when it's soft the pear is ripe. Try it! 🍐

Haha racists are seriously leaving fedi for twitter?? Good, the honey pot is working

Good morning pocket friends I got a tip on a possible job last night and I am kind of excited

Twitter is the worst instance, I’m so glad we all decided not to federate with it

Literally every day with this shit

Zack go eat some food challenge

He’s been at it for 6 hours. Imagine getting owned continually for 6 hours

Oh my god this guy is still going

Holy shit that was a good Siddon