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how to tell whether a watermelon is ripe 🍉 

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how to tell if a pear is ripe, this will change your relationship to pears 

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Food pic & description 

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"Do you not want to be a mum?"

Excuse me, I AM a mum, I have a son

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Just the absolute worst thing...sweet Christ 

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brain: did i smell pizza
me: no
brain: get me a pizza

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gonna start some hamburger discourse

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Blood Mention 

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Is Animal Crossing out? If I played it would any of you be in-game friends with me?

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Feeling grateful for content warnings tonight

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Don't call your juice pouch Capri Sun if it's not from the Capri region of France

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Contains bright lights and self-portrait with direct eye contact 

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