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how to tell whether a watermelon is ripe 🍉 

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how to tell if a pear is ripe, this will change your relationship to pears 

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i love the retreating to twitter so much. literally saying "i would prefer to use an unmoderated, advertisement-ridden, nazi-infested hellhole of a website rather than address the fact that i or someone i'm friends with might have been racist"

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i forgot i took this pic of my dads dog yesterday who is high on drugs after pulling a muscle trying to chase after a raccoon when he is old, small, and fat (dog ec)

Haha racists are seriously leaving fedi for twitter?? Good, the honey pot is working

Good morning pocket friends I got a tip on a possible job last night and I am kind of excited

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@mackenzie
1. i'm gay
2. good morning
3. acab
4. pee pee poo poo
5. some of y'all....

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a man: [admits to being shorter than 5'8"]
me, in a nearby duck blind, with tranq darts:

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Shankly is trying to ignore me yelling about nerds

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Me, as I'm making plans: I need to get out of this, immediately.

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If you think about it... We all have butts

Twitter is the worst instance, I’m so glad we all decided not to federate with it

Literally every day with this shit

He’s been at it for 6 hours. Imagine getting owned continually for 6 hours

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@Robert_R_Freitag_II well to explain his theory in the most simple terms, Siddon my dick and balls you lil fucker

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can't believe you're all celebrating that someone siddoned a bernie brother. what about left unity

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